I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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