I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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