I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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