It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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