why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it hurts more in the daytime
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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