why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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