You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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