Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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