Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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