you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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