covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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