Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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