I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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