I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So squirting runs in the family.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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