Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
