they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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