half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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