no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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