my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
