Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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