If i come over, it means nothing
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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