I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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