It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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