I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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