this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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