You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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