I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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