there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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