Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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