Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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