i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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