i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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