ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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