did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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