Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm both gender and math confused
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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