Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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