i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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