sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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