quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Floor bacon is actually really good
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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