the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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