p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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