the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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