We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
