the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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