He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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