Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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