redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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