She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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