Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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