A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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