If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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